‘Back now to the Mountain!’ cried Thorin. ‘We have little time to lose.’
‘And little food to use!’ cried Bilbo
- The Hobbit

Phill Jupitus: We had a little chat before the show. Mangan, you were in a prog rock band and what were they called?
Stephen Mangan: They’re called Aragorn.
Jack Whitehall: What happened, why did it end?
Stephen Mangan: We released an EP called “The Wizard’s Dream,” which had four songs on it. A fifteen minute song about northern island called “The Dragon” where flocking peasants always get their way/lonely dragon rest in peace/oh god what have I done.
Hey ho, to the bottle I go!
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow.
But there still be –
many miles to go!Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain,
and the stream that falls from hill to plain.
Better than rain or rippling brook –
is a mug of beer inside this Took!
Éowyn: The city has fallen silent. There is no warmth left in the sun. It grows so cold.
Faramir: It’s just the damp of the first spring rain. I do not believe this darkness will endure.
Frodo: It’s gone! It’s done!
Sam: Yes, Mr. Frodo. It’s over now.
Frodo: I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River… Bag End… Gandalf’s fireworks… The lights in the party tree.
Sam: Rosie Cotton dancing… She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was to marry someone, it would have been her. It would have been her!
Frodo: I’m glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.
Merry: No, no, the big one, big one!
…
Pippin: Done.
Merry: You’re supposed to stick it in the ground!
Pippin: It is in the ground!
Merry: Outside!
Pippin: This was your idea!
…
Frodo: Bilbo, watch out for the dragon!
Bilbo: Dragon? Nonsense, there hasn’t been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years!
…
Merry: That was good!
Pippin: Let’s get another one.
Gandalf: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took…I might’ve known.
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